You're driving home one day and suddenly a jay walker crosses your path. He sees you but expects you to stop for him. *gasp* what do you do?
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Slow down and let the idiot pass
Speed up and go around him
Teach him a lesson, speed up and run him down
SHOOT HIM!
Follow him home and drive your car through his house
Do a stunt from Speed Racer and scare the crap outta him
Get out of your car, sit on the ground, pull off your shoe and suck on your foot
Get out of your car, tackle him to the ground, AND EAT HIM!

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Linkmaj's avatar
Insert at the end of option one: "giving him a well earned flip-of-the-bird"